Journal 71

What is your favorite fast food? Tell me a story about that place. It could be funny , sad, or disgusting.

My favorite fast food restaurant is Burger King. Ive always like Burger King since I was a little kid. Once there was a clown at Burger King. Many clowns actually, about three or four. They were just sitting there making jokes about each other and laughing. They were going to buy some burgers. They were going for the BK special. Two whoppers for $3. Its a pretty cheap deal compared to all the other places like McDonald. The clowns were making jokes about how bad and expensive McDonald's is. They would say they wouldn't get full and that the burgers were so tiny, not even a dwarf would get full. So the clowns were going to get their food. But one of them decides to order a Big Mac. The cashier started to tell him that he could get them only at McDonald's. So then the clown replies to him,"Isn't this Burger King, can't we have it our way." Its suppose to be somewhat of a joke but, no one will ever read this.

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